Welcome to My Digital Dump
Yeah, you stumbled upon it—my own damn homepage.
Didn't ask for visitors, but here you are.
If you're expecting some corporate snoozefest with buzzwords like:
"synergy" and "disruption" - piss off.
This is just me, my code, and whatever projects I felt like throwing
together when I wasn't busy not giving a shit.
What's here?
About Me
Who I am, what I do (spoiler: I write code, sometimes even good code).
Projects
Things I built when I wasn't distracted by memes or existential dread.
Contact's
If you really need to reach me. No, I won't fix your printer.
Not here to impress you.
Not here to beg for a job.
Just here because every dev needs a corner of the internet to call their own.
Look around or don't—see if I care.
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